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About Me Member Self-proclaimed Genius Hannah15/Female/Canada Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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It requires an amazing mind like mine to think of something this geniOus. XD But yeah, I think this looks cool. Comment if you want, but I just put it up for people to randomly find it (like an Easter egg!) for people to be in sheer joy and laugh for seconds to then realize how dumb it is.

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Sonnets, trombones, and the ultimate swear word.

Tue Sep 29, 2009, 8:13 PM
I am posting up fail sonnets I write. Well, the one I am about to fail is a pretty much sonnet..
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Wait--I see what you did there...

I love my trombone. End of story. I love love LOVE it! I should take awesome pictures of it... or something.

Fact: My French teacher hates McDonald's. She had it once when she was 4 years old, and she has never had it since. So in her classroom she has a picture of the McDonald's power-hungry-man and someone drew devil horns, tail and a pitchfork in red on him. AND if you say 'McDonald's' in the classroom, she stares you down and yells "DON'T SWEAR!"

Damn, my school is pretty damn rad.

Oh, but my librarian is a dickhead. Srsly. He is so fucking mean, it's not funny at all. He called some student 'gay' just for the hell of it, and said "What kind of idiot would cut themselves? That's stupid." Well, he said it in a more offending way. I almost punched him.


My sister and Dad just found my king-size caramilk bar. And my sister threw it back at me. Four squares left.
ffffff....

  • Mood: Relief
  • Listening to: Revolution - The Beatles
  • Reading: The Chocolate Lover's CLub
  • Watching: life before my eyes
  • Playing: My guitar
  • Eating: A caramilk bar <3
  • Drinking: coco-cooolaaaa

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Hello, my name is Hannah

I am a girl. I enjoy writing. I like Fruit Loops and Crayons. I fall up stairs; frequently. My favourite months of the year are May and October. I've never wanted a pony. Or a unicorn. I've only wanted a narwhal. They are sea unicorns. Which I guess counts as wanting a unicorn... I play my guitar every day. I also play the trombone and bass clarinet (alongside MANY others). I like it when people deny that they are overreacting; it makes me laugh; and usually, I laugh until I cry. Horror films usually make me laugh. I use Humor as a defense mechanism. I have a fondness for drawing stick people cartoons about what's happening around me. I also like writing Haikus on a random topic given to me on the spot. Limericks are fun. I get drunk and high off of writing poetry. Literally. In conclusion, I am a major nerd.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: The band storage room
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: M
  • Print preference: ...Pa...per?
  • Interests: Music + Writing + Performing + Creating + Drawing
  • Favourite movie: The Prestige + Ferris Bueller's Day Off
  • Favourite band or musician: The Juicy Fruit Singer Guy + Jack Johnson + Flight of the Conchords
  • Favourite genre of music: Acoustic (my absolute favourite)
  • Favourite artist: I rather not narrow them down. Everybody has their own style that I like.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Robert Frost + Shakespeare
  • Favourite photographer: Too many.
  • Favourite style of art: Photogaphy + anything hand-drawn
  • Operating System: Eh...
  • MP3 player of choice: I have and iPod touch. His name is Jonah.
  • Shell of choice: The ones you can hear the ocean in
  • Wallpaper of choice: That ugly pink that never comes off.
  • Skin of choice: Mine. Not yours. MINE. -growl-
  • Favourite game: MONOPOLY!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: The Carpet of Carpetitude
  • Favourite cartoon character: Dude, I don't know.
  • Personal Quote: "Uh... What?" "Ho Snap". XD
  • Tools of the Trade: CHAINSAWS! Chainsaws and Cameras! And pencils!

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Comments


:icontheomegametroid:
Thanks for the favourite! :hug:

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"On and off stage, you must always perform your best, though the spotlight may sway elsewhere."

-Tim Matthews

Life: Something I fail at. :P
:iconhybridsmiley:
thanks for the fav :D

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Smile... tomorrow will be worse
:iconvampirebutterflymel:
Thanks again!! :)

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"Mondays may be fundays, but Tuesdays are meandyousdays. ;D" ~HybridSmiley

The other days of the week... well they're a secret between us.:eyes:

Girlscout gone wild!!!:strip:
:icongranados602:
Thanks for the fave!

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Dying is easy , living scares me to death !
:icontheomegametroid:
Thanks for faaaaveness! :D

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"On and off stage, you must always perform your best, though the spotlight may sway elsewhere."

-Tim Matthews

Life: Something I fail at. :P
:iconvampirebutterflymel:
Thanks for all the recent comments and faves!!! :)

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"Mondays may be fundays, but Tuesdays are meandyousdays. ;D" ~HybridSmiley

The other days of the week... well they're a secret between us.:eyes:

Girlscout gone wild!!!:strip:
:iconscithancer-bandie:
You're welcome~!

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This is a signature. I'm assuming I should put a witty comment or something here:
"My ex-boyfriend called me a cat person. I don't think that kind of cross-breeding is genetically possible."
:iconvampirebutterflymel:
Hey!! Thanks for the watch! :)

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"Mondays may be fundays, but Tuesdays are meandyousdays. ;D" ~HybridSmiley

The other days of the week... well they're a secret between us.:eyes:

Girlscout gone wild!!!:strip:
:iconscithancer-bandie:
You're welcome! I love the photos you're currently adding/added!

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This is a signature. I'm assuming I should put a witty comment or something here:
"My ex-boyfriend called me a cat person. I don't think that kind of cross-breeding is genetically possible."
:iconvampirebutterflymel:
Plenty more where that came from. :giggle:

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"Mondays may be fundays, but Tuesdays are meandyousdays. ;D" ~HybridSmiley

The other days of the week... well they're a secret between us.:eyes:

Girlscout gone wild!!!:strip:

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